Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?She was charged with rustling!

Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle?It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!

Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food?He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!