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What do you get when a cow goe…

8 Sep , 2009  

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.

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What do you get if you cross a…

8 Sep , 2009  

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

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Q. What does a cow make when t…

8 Sep , 2009  

Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow

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If you had fifteen cows and fi…

8 Sep , 2009  

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

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What’s the best way to make a …

8 Sep , 2009  

What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !

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Why do cows like being told jo…

8 Sep , 2009  

Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !

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What is a cow’s favourite TV s…

8 Sep , 2009  

What is a cow’s favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !

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Your Honor, it was an accident…

8 Sep , 2009  

Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don’t know, I didn’t see her license plate!

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Why wouldn’t anyone play with …

8 Sep , 2009  

Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

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Why was the calf afraid?He was…

8 Sep , 2009  

Why was the calf afraid?He was a cow-herd!

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Why was he woman arrested on a…

8 Sep , 2009  

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?She was charged with rustling!

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Why don’t cows ever have any m…

8 Sep , 2009  

Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!