Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?A: A dead girlfriend.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: They’ve been having turkey for years.
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they can’t afford any more pork.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesn’t! He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?A: Both aren’t as successful when they’re not on grass.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None–He’ll only promise “change.”
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two–One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
