What kind of bath can you take without water?A sun bath.

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the clerk.’I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!’

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?Stan: Blindfold them !

What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‘Oh, God, are you still in there?’

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went … Continue reading →

Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.

My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.