A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the clerk.’I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!’
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?Stan: Blindfold them !
What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‘Oh, God, are you still in there?’
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look […]
My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m sixty-five?
Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
