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What happened to the tiger who…

19 Aug , 2009

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

Which birds steal soap from th…

19 Aug , 2009

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

How do you know that there’s a…

19 Aug , 2009

How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath? You can’t get the shower curtain closed.

What dog loves to take bubble …

19 Aug , 2009

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?A shampoodle !

What animal do you look like w…

19 Aug , 2009

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

Why did the robber take a bath…

19 Aug , 2009

Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.

What do you call the ring that…

19 Aug , 2009

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !

What criminal doesn’t take bat…

19 Aug , 2009

What criminal doesn’t take baths?A dirty crook.

When a dirty kid has finished …

19 Aug , 2009

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.

Where does a vampire take a ba…

19 Aug , 2009

Where does a vampire take a bath?In the bat-room (bathroom).

What kind of bath can you take…

19 Aug , 2009

What kind of bath can you take without water?A sun bath.

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot wa…

19 Aug , 2009

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !

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