What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

What’s yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

What would you call two banana skins ?A pair of slippers.

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.