What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

What would you call two bananas?A pair of slippers.

What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

What is long and yellow and always points north?A magnetic banana.

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.