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Why did the banana go out with…

22 Jul , 2009  

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

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What would you call two banana…

22 Jul , 2009  

What would you call two banana skins ?A pair of slippers.

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The last time I saw a face lik…

22 Jul , 2009  

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

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What’s the best way to get Kin…

22 Jul , 2009  

What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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They’re not going to grow bana…

22 Jul , 2009  

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.

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What did the boy banana say to…

22 Jul , 2009  

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?”You have a lot of appeal.”

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What do you do if you see a bl…

22 Jul , 2009  

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

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What is the easiest way to mak…

22 Jul , 2009  

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.

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What’s yellow and writes? A ba…

22 Jul , 2009  

What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

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What is the difference between…

22 Jul , 2009  

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pup…

22 Jul , 2009  

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

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Why is a banana peel on the si…

22 Jul , 2009  

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.