What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

What is long and yellow and always points north?A magnetic banana.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?Slippers !

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?She left him out in the sun too long.

What is a ghost favorite fruit ?Boonanaa !

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Knock KnockWho’s there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.