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What is yellow and goes bzzzzz…

22 Jul , 2009  

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

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What would you call two banana…

22 Jul , 2009  

What would you call two bananas?A pair of slippers.

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What’s yellow and always point…

22 Jul , 2009  

What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

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What is long and yellow and al…

22 Jul , 2009  

What is long and yellow and always points north?A magnetic banana.

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Why did the man lose his job i…

22 Jul , 2009  

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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If a crocodile makes shoes, wh…

22 Jul , 2009  

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?Slippers !

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How did the Mother Banana spoi…

22 Jul , 2009  

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?She left him out in the sun too long.

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What is a ghost favorite fruit…

22 Jul , 2009  

What is a ghost favorite fruit ?Boonanaa !

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Did you hear about the unlucky…

22 Jul , 2009  

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

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Knock knockWho’s there?Banana….

22 Jul , 2009  

Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

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Why don’t bananas snore? Becau…

22 Jul , 2009  

Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Banana…

22 Jul , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !