What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

What’s yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

What would you call two banana skins ?A pair of slippers.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?”You have a lot of appeal.”

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.