Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

What’s yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

What would you call two banana skins ?A pair of slippers.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.