They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?”You have a lot of appeal.”

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.

What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

What would you call two bananas?A pair of slippers.

What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

What is long and yellow and always points north?A magnetic banana.