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What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?
My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.
Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
