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One lab mouse to another:I’ve trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don’t know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’ !
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they’d look silly with long hair !
A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. “How’d the meeting go?” asks the first guy.”It went great,” says his buddy. “Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole […]
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say “I could’ve done that.”
Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
