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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?”You have a lot of appeal.”

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

What would you call two bananas?A pair of slippers.

What is long and yellow and always points north?A magnetic banana.

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?Slippers !

What is a ghost favorite fruit ?Boonanaa !

Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

Knock KnockWho’s there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.