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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.
Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.
Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because she’s been here more than 28 days.
Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant’s!
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins””That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets”The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to […]
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
