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There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else […]
Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve’s body, Bob and Jeff realise they’ll have to inform his wife. Bob says he’s good with this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do it. After two […]
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.How is she now ?She’s fine. But, the dog died.
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I’ve developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.”The husband grunted and replied, “The darn clock always was slow.”
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No thanks. I’ll just use the hammer.
How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?”In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue.”
How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.
Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. “I thought I was in love three times,” Bill says. “Thought?” Steve asks. “What do you mean?” “Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me,” Bill says. “Wasn’t that love?” Steve asks. “No, […]
