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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?The police made him bring it back again.
A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on being part of the acts put on by the magician. He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, “He does it with a mirror” or “He’s got it up […]
A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, “He got away, sir!” The inspector was furious. “But I told you to put a man on all the exits!” he roared. “How could he have got away?” “He left by one of the entrances, sir!”
When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. “I have,” said Fred. “How much?” asked the manager. “I don’t know exactly,” said Fred, “I haven’t shaken it lately.”
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy’s photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.”Yes, please” she replied. “Tell him Mother didn’t come after all.”
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m goingto bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’mgoing to marry.”The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful womeninto the house and sits them down on […]
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.” “My mother!” he exclaimed. “But she is a hundred miles away.” “I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.” He looked stern, “I see, but where […]
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names…
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn’t even been coloured in yet.
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.
