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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to […]
A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” over and over again.Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn’t. Then he spotted a hole in the wood.He put his eye to the […]
Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, “My dear guests, I have a proposition […]
Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart. Suddenly, a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie popped out. She said “I have three wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can make one wish come true.” […]
A girl walked over to her neighbor’s for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked. “Yeah” she said, “I didn’t sleep well last night, I had this really strange dream.” “Do tell” said her neighbor, pouring the coffee. “Well, I dreamed I woke up and went downstairs […]
How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?”I don’t know, but I can look it up for you.”
How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. “I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed.To which the curator replied, “Bring him […]
