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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?Third as many as for a regular bulb.
How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?”Are you kidding? They won’t even change a five dollar bill.”
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperwork.
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?He was always standing up on the job!
Two friends: – I heard that you have founded a musical band.- Yes, it is a quartet.- How many are you?- We are three.- Three?- Me and my brother.- You have a brother?- No, why do you ask?
Two guys are talking:(1) – I’ve bought a tour to my mother-in-law.(2) – Your mother-in-law???!!!(1) – Why not, to Bagdad.
A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. “We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to […]
Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with — freshwater or sea water? The cruise director answered,”Sea water.” “Oh, that explains why it’s so roughtoday.”
A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied “I just can’t […]
