Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah’s court!
Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I’m not too keen on the time in-between!
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!
Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what’s so great about that?It’s snowing outside!
Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!
