What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”? The Easter Elephant.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it’s always on a sundae!

What is a dog’s favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!