What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Why are electric trains like a mother’s breasts?They were both designed for the kids, but it’s the fathers who are always playing with them.
What are the two greatest lies?”The check is in the mail,” and “I promise I won’t cum in your mouth.”
What’s so bad about being a dick?Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?Burger King didn’t cover his Whopper.
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny’s batteries in backwards?He keeps coming and coming and coming…
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night.”
What does KFC and a woman have in common?Once you’re done with the breasts and the thighs, there’s still a greasy box to put your bone in.
What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
