Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didn’t want to be recognised !

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses can’t jump!

Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?Elephanta Claus !

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!

A rabbit’s favourite Christmas song?’Lettuce with a gladsome mind’

Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ?Santa Paws !

What’s a hairdressers’s favourite Christmas song?’Oh comb all ye faithful’

A football supporter’s favourite Christmas song?’Yule never walk alone’

Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save time!

What’s Scrooge’s favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.

Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: That’s called ‘The Wizard of Ooze’!

Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: That’s Little Red Robin Hood’!