How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ?Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.

Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.

Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s wife? He was an aunteater.