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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?They got jellygated !
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Q: What did the football say to the football player?A: I get a kick out of you.
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! “Damn.” A bad skydiver goes, “Damn.” WHACK!
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?Because he liked sole music !
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?He was the skipper !
