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Golfer: “Caddy, do you think my game is improving?”Caddy: “Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.”
Golfer: “This golf is a funny game.”Caddy: “It’s not supposed to be.”
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course.”Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.”
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It’s distracting!”Caddy: “This isn’t a watch, sir, its a compass!”
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner !
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?”Caddy: “Eventually.”
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old.”Caddy: “It’s a long time since we started, sir.”
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?” “Yes,” the golfer responded. “Did you […]
