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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green […]
A true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, “Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?”Wilkins replied, “I don’t know and I don’t care!”
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.”I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said.”What do you mean?” he asked.”Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’”
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?Because he liked sole music!
Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because they’re always dribbling!
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.”Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But you realize, I hope, that we’ve got all the good players and the […]
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors’ favor, the home quarterback blew […]
Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a ________.”Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew […]
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do son?” he asked.”You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!””Really? How’d you do that?” “I dropped the […]
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.””Batted .007,” his wife added.
