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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out “Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup.” Snow White says “Well at least Dopey’s alive!”
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?Because he liked sole music!
Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a ________.”Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew […]
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches!
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
What does a footballer and a magician have in common?Both do hat tricks!
Ref: I’m sending you off Player: What for?Ref: The rest of the match!
