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Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere!

When fish play football, who is the captain?The team’s kipper!

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes!

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?Webley stadium!

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

Ref: I’m sending you off Player: What for?Ref: The rest of the match!

What’s tennis players favourite city?Volley wood!

What is a runner’s favourite subject in school?Jog-raphy!

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?Ince pies!

Which football team loves ice-cream?Aston Vanilla!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?Because education pays off in the long run!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?Both do hat tricks!