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Which insect didn’t play well in goal?The fumble bee!

What is the bank manager’s favourite type of football?Fiver side!

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?Bring on their subs!

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s an appointment!

What are Brazilian fans called?Brazil nuts!

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?He was the skipper!

What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford!

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?The scenter spot!

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Why’s that?Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

Why didn’t the dog want to play football?It was a boxer!