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Why did the boy become an astronaut ?Because he was no earthly good !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?They play astronauts and crosses !
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere !
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel?””How would you feel,” the astronout replied, “if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?”
If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
First Spaceman: I’m hungry.Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch.
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
