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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?The one with the biggest head.
Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,’ said the first alien.`Don’t waste time talking to him. Can’t you see he’s only a child?’ said the second alien.
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?Missile toe.
