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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What did the alien say to the gas pump ?Don’t you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I’m talking to you !
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. “What’s the matter?” asked his friend. “It’s a very popular place,” replied the first alien. “It’s full of creatures that keep throwing […]
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
