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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ? They couldn’t, they were adders !
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python.Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know.
What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(‘A jump rope’)”
“So glad to meet you” said the Hindu politely ? “Charmed I’m sure “, replied the snake !
Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia?Because he wanted frozen pop !
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite !
