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What is an astronomer?A night watchman with a college education.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !

If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?Missile toe.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?The one with the biggest head.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?Something from another universe -ity !

What did the astronaut see on his skillet?Unidentified frying (flying) objects.