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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Why’s that?Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner!
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club?”Were the crowd not behind you” asked the reporter”They were right behind me all right”, said the manager, “But I managed to shake them off at the station!”
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs!
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the […]
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel?””How would you feel,” the astronout replied, “if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?”
