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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?Because he liked sole music !
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course.”Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.”
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It’s distracting!”Caddy: “This isn’t a watch, sir, its a compass!”
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner !
Golfer: “Caddy, do you think my game is improving?”Caddy: “Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.”
Golfer: “Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?”Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin any day of the week!”
