Post by: admin
Why do artists never win when they play football ?They keep drawing !
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! “Damn.” A bad skydiver goes, “Damn.” WHACK!
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days !
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?They got jellygated !
What part of a football ground is never the same ?The changing rooms !
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?It was a cup draw !
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ?Bring on their subs !
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One’s a glueless kit and the other’s a clueless git!
How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, “Hey look at this great ball!” Tom replied, “What’s so great about it?” Bob said, “Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water it will float. This ball is […]
