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What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm?’Come and look at the rain, dear.’
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”
How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
