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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel […]
One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books”?”Well,” said the orang-utang, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”
