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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one.
A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?Time to get a new watchdog.
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.”What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked.”That is the talking clock,” the man replied.”How’s it work?” the friend asked.”Watch,” the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering […]
