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Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?Because he was a complete sucker.

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.

How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

What is the vampire’s favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup?It clotted.

Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.