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Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?He had loved in vein.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.

What’s a vampire’s favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

Two men were having a drink together. One said, “I’d rather live with a vampire than with my wife.” “Why’s that?” asked the other. “Because she’s always trying to bite my head off,” he replied.

Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.