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Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.

What is Dracula’s favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.

How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.

Where is Dracula’s American office? The Vampire State Building.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.

What is the American national day for vampires?Fangsgiving Day.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?He wanted his ghoulstones removed.