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Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world’s slowest vampire.

What is the American national day for vampires?Fangsgiving Day.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

When he’s out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?The Happy Biter.

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.

Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn’t fancy the stake.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.