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What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they’re always out for blood!

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?The girl necks door.

What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.

One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!

What is Dracula’s favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world’s slowest vampire.

Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.