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Vampire jokes

What’s Dracula’s car called? A…

26 Apr , 2014  

What’s Dracula’s car called? A mobile blood unit.

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What do you call a vampire jun…

26 Apr , 2014  

What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

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Why do vampires hate arguments…

26 Apr , 2014  

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

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How does a girl vampire flirt?…

26 Apr , 2014  

How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up…

26 Apr , 2014  

MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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Do you know how to catch a squ…

26 Apr , 2014  

Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Travel and tourist jokes

A travel agent looked up from …

26 Apr , 2014  

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showingthe glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had agood week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him arare feeling of generosity. He called them into his […]

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Why did the vampire sit on a p…

26 Apr , 2014  

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?It wanted to play squash.

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What’s pink, lives in a sty an…

26 Apr , 2014  

What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

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What type of people do vampire…

26 Apr , 2014  

What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

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What kind of typewriters do va…

26 Apr , 2014  

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

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What does Dracula say to his v…

26 Apr , 2014  

What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.