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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.”What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked.”That is the talking clock,” the man replied.”How’s it work?” the friend asked.”Watch,” the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering […]
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !
Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime.
Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time.
One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it?A quarter to three.
What kind of watch is best for people who don’t like time on their hands? A pocket watch.
Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three o’clock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: What’s the matter?Julie: I’ve been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!
