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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A hoarse horse!

Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?They had to pay the jockey overtime!

Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!

Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse Trek”Who wrote it?Major Bumsore

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?He tried to stirrup some interest!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?They take a gallop poll!

How do you go about hiring a horse?Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a horse?Put a brick under each hoof!

How do you lead a horse to water?With lots of carrots.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?Start off with a large fortune!