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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?He was the last of his race!
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?He’s not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?He always said “Neigh”
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn’t tell the difference between his two horses?His friend suggested measuring them, that didn’t help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?He didn’t have enough money tabaccer!
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?He still lacked common and horse!
A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how he’d healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell.The engineer told how he’d built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to Hell.The […]
Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, “Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas.””The gatekeeper replied, “First of all, I’m not Saint Peter and second, […]
