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A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.” The husband replied, “How about a chair?!?”
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?A: They got married in the spring.
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, “Youknow, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn’t agree with me!”
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains.One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early. But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, ‘Time to get up.’And eight hours later the echo came back […]
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.’That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,’ Tony announced.Steve turned to him and said, ‘Why didn’t you wake me up? You know I can’t sleep during a storm!’ […]
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they’re both cracked!
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
