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Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: That’s impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous.Bob: It doesn’t have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. ‘Why don’t you play with your friends?’ he asked.’Because I only have one friend,’ the girl replied. ‘And I hate her.’
Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Don’t complain. It only leaks when it rains.
Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Shh! Don’t make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk!Counselor: That’s what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!
The Counselor was greeting the new campers.’So you decided to come to camp,’ she said to one.’Nope,’ the camper answered. ‘I was sent to camp!’
The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said ‘Don’t climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don’t come running to me!’
The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, ‘Order! Order!’In a flash someone shouted out, ‘Hamburger, coke and fries!’
